I actually stayed up for that bullshit. If that wasn't the WHACKEST shows ever.....I don't know what was. First of all, Cypress Hill? Foreal? My homey said they brought the Latino vibe to Hip Hop. To me it sounded like...they brought rock to hip hop. When I think Latinos in Hip Hop, I think Big Pun and Fat Joe not Cypress Hill. I mean I was digging 'Insane In The Membrane' but beyond that...nope wasn't feeling it.
Did anyone other then me notice how dead the crowd was when Too Short was up there? Ok nuff said. I'm not taking anything from him but....I wasn't digging his music like that. Snoop and Dre? OH HELL YEAH but dis nigga Too Short, naw sorry dude wasn't feeling you like that.
Slick Rick has an eye patch for every outfit huh? I never knew that, guess your girl was too young. But he was on it last night. Pink, bling, neon green. Wow.......
Naughty By Nature....is getting fat and old but I want a Naughty By Nature shirt though. On the real, I'd rock that HARD. But did anyone else notice Trench rub his beater on his dick and throw it at some girls in the crowd? Wow Trench you're relly reliving your golden days huh? You didn't have that many hits from the door so calm down my friend. And how many people were in this dudes crew? Naughty came out and so did....like 98 other people. WTF?? Seriously you still roll with that many people.
The best performance of the night was the tribute to Issac Hayes. ROOTS CREW REPRESENTING! I'm a Questlove groupie so I'm bias but out of everything on that whack ass show, they were my highlight. Wait let me rephrase, the tribute was the best portion of the show.
Ok, so the preformers. Fab and Juelz didn't know the words to the songs. Wow dudes, freshen up on it before you come out. Not sure what the meaning of Estelle was and/or Eve but they looked nice. Again Too Short was lacking as was Cypress Hill. But as it is well known, this entire thing is put together by Fab 5 Freddy (the dude from YO! MTV Raps when MTV was more music videos then reality TV). So I think it's whomever is greasing his pockets gets honored. That's the only explaination for this whack ass show. See that's my point is there a ballot that goes out and average people vote or is it all Fab 5? Something just doesn't smell right with that. Where's Heavy D? Kid n Play? Don't front them House Party movies did good things for hip hop. Leaders of the New School? What they need to do is Jay and Nas. That's the show right there WHAT, The Roc and The Firm?!?!
The best Hip Hop Honors: 2005 (Nelly and Ciara 'Doin It' and if you don't agree that Big Daddy Kane put on the best show that night, something is wrong with you) and 2007 (Nelly's swexy ass doing the whop to The Freaks Come Out At Night and ALL of the Missy tributes). 2007 with Missy.....what that chick has done for hip hop is undescribable on the real. Her beats, her colabs are just sick. That was a good pick right there! 2005 Big Daddy Kane did a split!! WHAT! I need that on DVD.
The whackness that hit the airwaves Monday night (people who love hip hop also have jobs VH1 so lets get it together as far as the timeframe goes) was disappointing. The bar as been set and they need to come harder and stronger. This half ass nut job.....was not what I was hoping for.
Maybe VH1 should stop spending new programming funds on shows like 'I Love Money' and that retarded I need love show with Chance and the bucktooth retard and bring back the Pop Culture Trivia show. THAT is truly missed. Or up the budget for Hip Hop Honors.....New York does not need another reality show and neither does Flavor Flav. No more of this bafoonery please. Stop funding that bullshit and lets get back to entertainment.......
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