Why Is It That...

...dudes with the smallest dicks put in the most work. Back breaking, wall climbing, knees-to-your-shoulders type work. I'm talking legs spread in a 'V', mouth on your clit, chin in your anus while he hums the Star Spangled Banner work. The kind of work you only tell your girls about when you're drunk enough. Why can't your main dude put in as much w0rk as your jumpoff? I ponder....